Jesus Spider

I changed "hast" to "hath", by popular request. The extend of my "Early Modern" (I prefer Old English x100) comes from endless hours of playing Ultima VII.

When I was a kid, I had several webcomics based on the Ultima Online game (the original MMORPG). If you ever played UO, I was the kid who did the UO Tour spoofs and also started Candid Coverage over at UO Stratics (Xena Dragon, ftw!). One of the other comic strips was based on a character I role-played called Spoobubba - the worst role-player ever. (The worst Ol' English, but the biggest heart - aww) They're not online anymore, but I noticed Web Archive still has most of them.

The Quest of: Spoobubba The Avatar:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://meta-world.com/spoobubba/

The Adventures of Litanio Jr. & Loots:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://meta-world.com/litanio/

The World of Ultima Online (UO Tours parody):
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://meta-world.com/tour/

-swb

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COMMENTS

It's not Old English, it's Early Modern English.

It's "never hath a spider", and from the alttext: "dost not suit thee".

Apart from that, hilarious.Anonymous39 months ago#309reply

I really expected it to be offensive when I started reading the comment. But it was really funny.Kevin36 months ago#1278reply

he's right. Poorly transcribed early modern.Jacob36 months ago#1350reply

In reply to Anonymous, comment #309:

"never hath a spider", right. "doth not suit thee" was fully correct, though.

It's not hard, just look at the subject... which here clearly is 3rd person.Anonymous36 months ago#1368reply

FixedI'll take you guyz' word for it. Three random people on the Internet can't be wrong, right?swb36 months ago#1370reply